2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium

<B>TOP 5 REASONS TO HATE THE MILLENNIUM</B> <BR> <B>5. No one knows how to spell it <BR> 4. There will be a Rolling Stones Millennium Tour <BR> 3. Your new computer program may be Curtains 2000 <BR> 2. As a kid you figured out how ancient you'd be in the year 2000. Now you are. <BR> 1. There are only 999 years left till Y3K</B> <BR> Have you had it with Millennium hype? Would you like to exterminate all talk of the Y2K bug? Here's the antidote! <I>2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium</I> is your guide to surviving the marketing madness surrounding the year you-know-what. <BR> <I>Here is advice on such millennial topics as:</I> <BR> <UL> <LI><B>How to give birth to the first baby of the Millennium <BR> <LI>Where NOT to be Millennium Eve <BR> <LI>2000 products to expect and avoid <BR> <LI>The Worst Awards: worst books, movies, fashions, and media stories of the last 2000 years</B> </UL> <BR> <I>2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium</I><BR> -- Don't Leave This Millennium Without It!