Afterthoughts

<p><b>Richard Ayoade has set down his most enormous thoughts for the benefit of all those who dare read them. Thoughts like . . .</b><br><b><br>TV detectives need a gimmick. Mine would be not caring who did it.<br><br></b><b>If, when one door shuts, another door opens, there’s something wrong with your doors. They shouldn’t be doing that.</b><br><br><b>Where’s the box to tick if you ARE a robot?</b><br><br><b>My mother used to say Manners Maketh the Man, but I didn’t think it was very mannerly of her to make fun of my lisp.</b><br><br>Plato, Aristotle, Montaigne. Men who have searched for meaning with, let’s face it, mixed results. Whither the one who can solve it? Cometh the hour, cometh the Ayoade. He brings wisdom distilled from a life lived in relentless pursuit of Truth.<br><br><i>Afterthoughts</i> goes beyond rumination, past pondering, probing further than ever before, drawing from a deeply private pool of questions: a reservoir so refreshing you may never need to think again.</p>