Boring Things Dad Says

<p><b>Ever wondered what on earth your dad is saying? You’re not alone.</b></p><p><br><i>Boring Things Dad Says</i> is the ultimate dad de-coder capturing the mystery, quirks and humour of fatherhood. It’s also the best dad de-coder you’ll ever buy, helping you quickly translate boring things they say into simple, everyday language. For example…<br><br><i>What Dad Says: “Have you done your homework?”</i><br><i>What Dad Means: “Please don''t ask me how to do long division.”</i><br><br>Packed with classic dad phrases, eye-roll-worthy dad jokes, and spot-on observations, this laugh-out-loud guide is the perfect funny gift for dads of all shapes and sizes. <br><br>You’ll find chapters on essential subjects such as:<br><br>· The golf trip<br>· Meeting the boyfriend/girlfriend<br>· The shed<br>· Grandchildren<br>· Christmas<br><br>Whether you''re looking for a funny stocking filler for ''hard to buy for'' men or a gag gift for a new dad, <i>Boring Things Dad Says</i> is the perfect present for birthdays, Christmas and Father’s Day.<br></p>