Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog

<p><b>The all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics on Diddly Squat Farm, from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.<br></b><br><b>'Fans of Prime TV series <i>Clarkson's Farm</i> will enjoy this companion'</b> IRISH TIMES<br><br><b>Uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and rather less than best-laid plans pursued with unbridled enthusiasm. Clarkson s farm is the gift that keeps on giving. </b><br><br>But, as one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he just didn t believe that Jeremy could be so incompetent.<br><br>Not one to be discouraged, however, our hero decides to bring his misunderstood entrepreneurial flair to bear on a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later, the doors open on <i>The Farmer s Dog</i>.<br><br>All British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry protests in central London and a headbutting goat.<br><br>What, you may be asking, could possibly go wrong?<br><br>On top of the lavatories packing up and the electricity running out, you mean? As the Cotwolds newest publican quickly discovers, there s a lot more to landlording than pulling pints.<br><br>Just as well, then, that he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald to help him through. Especially now his doctor s told him he s got to become a vegetablist <br><br>*along with the whole of the rest of China, apparently<br><br><br>___________<br><br><b>Praise for <i>Clarkson's Farm</i>:</b><br><br><br><b>'The best thing Clarkson's done . . . It pains me to say this'</b> GUARDIAN<br><br><b>'Shockingly hopeful'</b> INDEPENDENT<br><br><b>'Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here'</b> TELEGRAPH<br><br><b>'Quite lovely'</b> THE TIMES</p>