Funniest Thing You Never Said 2

<p>The bestselling, blockbusting, bumper book of humorous quotations rides back into town with 6,000 more hilariously funny quotes. From times past to the modern day, classic funnies to contemporary wit, <i>The Funniest Thing You Never Said 2</i> delivers an unbeatable selection of fantastic and hilarious quotes on every subject under the sun. Featuring topics as diverse as celebrity to religion, and including a cast of quotees ranging from Oscar Wilde to Homer Simpson, there''s something here for everyone with a sense of humour.<br><br>''I am willing to love all mankind, except an American.'' - Samuel Johnson<br><br>''Glastonbury was very wet and muddy. There was trench foot, dysentery, peaches ... all the Geldof daughters.'' - Sean Lock<br><br>''Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren''t for the goddamned people.'' - Richard Nixon<br><br>''I''ve had more women than most people have noses.'' - Steve Martin<br><br>''I have the simplest tastes. I''m always satisfied with the best.'' - Oscar Wilde <br><br>''Well, it''s 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.'' - Homer Simpson<br><br>''All I know is I''m not a Marxist.'' - Karl Marx<br><br>''I''m the pink sheep of the family.'' - Alexander McQueen</p>