How Not to Be a Basic Peasant

<B>Hark Peasants! Let this Bard guide you on the journey to becoming a better version of your peasant self.</B><BR/><BR/> Imagine if the Middle Ages had its own set of influencers and life coaches. Their collected wisdom would produce this very guide. Here, the ultimate Bard takes readers on a self-improvement journey—with lessons that any peasant can pick up and instantly start implementing into their lives. Examples include: <ul><li> How not to make a fool of thyself at the local tavern </li><li> How to make a scene at a jousting tournament to stay relevant </li><li> How to make your tiny home into a pleasant place to reside (spoiler: it involves sweeping out the rats) </li><li> What not to wear (is chainmail in or out?) </li><li> And what to do in case of a bear chase </li></ul> Including helpful and insightful illustrations inspired by medieval art, this handy guide will keep you become just slightly better than your peers, even if you may never achieve royalty status.