How to Survive Old Age

<B>Be yourself and wear your wrinkles proudly with the help of this humorous collection of observations and illustrations on how to survive old age</B><BR/><BR/> For years, you wanted to be treated like a proper adult, but now you're on a downhill slippery slope to a grand old age and you can't seem to find the brakes. You need expert survival advice, such as:<BR/><BR/> - Don't call anyone under 40 "young man" or "young lady".<BR/> - Do remember where your glasses, keys and wallet are to avoid raised eyebrows from family members.<BR/> - Don't wear a tartan rug over your knees on a car journey.<BR/> - Do make an effort to learn all the songs in the top ten.<BR/><BR/> This mischievous little book will help you enjoy your latter years without worrying about what anyone else thinks. After all, the best things in life are old: vintage wine, golden oldies - you're now part of an elite club. Enjoy!