It'S Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8) Av Jim Benton

<DIV>It's an eventful month for Jamie Kelly. Stinker and Stickybuns' litter of puppies has arrived -- which makes Jamie and her nemesis Angeline "in-laws by dog." Ugh. <P><P>Jamie's class at Mackerel Middle School is doing a unit on journal-writing, and someone's diary falls into the wrong hands. <P><P>But worst of all, Angeline and Isabella are becoming . . . friends. <P>Dear Dumb Diary, <P><P>It's not my fault I know everything. <P><P>Okay, I don't know where Timbuktu is, but I refuse to know that. Even if somebody told me, I would flush my brain like a thought-potty and wave goodbye to Timbuktu as it swirled down my brain hole. <P><P>I know everything that I WANT to know. <P></DIV></P></P></P></P></P></P></P></P></P></P></P></P>