Little Book for Introverts

<b><i>The Little Book for Introverts</i> is an exploration of all the joys of being an introvert.</b><br><br>Finally—a book plus fifty stickers to celebrate the ones who want to stay home, cancel plans, enjoy their quiet time, or read far, far into the night: the introverts!<br><br>The book features cozy snack ideas, excuses for canceling hangouts, famous introvert quotes, and so much more. Including stickers to decorate notebooks, laptop cases, or water bottles, <i>The Little Book for Introverts</i> is not only self-aware and in on its own joke, but also custom-made for people who just don’t want to people anymore, making it the perfect gift for your introverted friend (or just for yourself—don’t worry, we won’t tell!).<br><br>Some handy introvert excuses for when you’d rather not:<br><ul><li>I have to wash my everything.</li><li>The floor is lava, and I can’t get off my couch.</li><li>I have to keep refreshing my browser to get Taylor Swift tickets.</li><li>I’m playing Tag with my neighbor and must stay inside and out of reach.</li><li>My plants will miss me too much.</li><li>I have a standing appointment to lie down.</li><li>I’m expecting a call about extending my car’s warranty.</li><li>My astrologer advises against it.</li><li>My Magic 8 Ball doesn’t think it’s a good idea.</li></ul>