Mister Manners

<p>Who is Mister Manners, the elusive vigilante marauding Florida? He''s been gluing shopping carts to car roofs, hiding pythons in unsuspecting tourists'' beds, and did he really try to kill a mob bagman by burying him in horse manure? Weird news reporter Alexander Strange is determined to discover the answer to that question. If he can keep from getting shot, survive a blustering hurricane, avoid toxic toads, fend off the Queen of Murrder and Mayhem, and, oh yeah, not piss of Mister Manners, himself.</p><p><br></p><p>Alexander Strange, America''s only full-time weird-news reporter, is on the trail of the elusive Florida vigilante known as Mister Manners.</p><p><br></p><p>Mister Manners has been on a rampage, gluing grocery carts to car roofs, hiding pythons in tourists'' beds, and now the cops believe he dumped a load of horse manure on a naked mob bagman.</p><p><br></p><p>He''s become a social media phenomenon, a kind of modern Robin Hood, striking out against stupidity and rudeness.</p><p><br></p><p>Who is this guy?</p><p><br></p><p>Alexander Strange is determined to score the first interview with him. But first he must dodge a hired gun, a crazed narc who think''s he''s Hunter S. Thompson reincarnated, the Queen of Murder and Mayhem, and a deadly toad--all during a raging pandemic.</p><p><br></p><p>And Mister Manners, himself, could be tricky to deal with--he''s a trained killer, after all.</p>