Send Noods

<p><b>Get the noods you really want!<br></b><br>Things are looking hot. Chloe Godot''s <i>Send Noods</i> is a cleverly tantalizing book of 50 noodle recipes that will never fail to whet your appetite. When your actual DMs are just too cringeworthy and you’d rather have a bowl of ramen to keep you warm at night, turn to the cookbook that really satisfies. <br><br>Each chapter is organized to help you find your perfect match, from Chapter One: The Little Black Book of Basics, which steers you toward every good ol’ base sauce and broth you’ll ever need, to Chapter Two: Heart Warmers, that always deliver on their comfort-food promises, to Chapter Five: The Hotties, that leave you hungry for more. Go ahead and ogle the piping-hot illustrations of your deepest cravings, includin<br><br>- F*&#boy Fettuccini<br>- Red Flag Red Sauce<br>- Looking Fresh Pesto<br>- How You Doin’ Homemade Italian Sausage<br>- U Up? Udon<br>- Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried My Pho?<br>- Swipe Right Ramen<br>- Slide into My DMs Strozzapreti<br>- Mack on This Mac ‘n’ Cheese<br>- Dreamboat Arrabiata<br><br>Complete with Alice Potter''s playful illustrations and explicit instructions that make each recipe’s intentions known, <i>Send Noods</i> is the book of hot dishes that will satisfy epicureans in ways unsolicited DMs just never could.</p>