Weak Messages Create Bad Situations Av David Shrigley

<p>A personal message from the author: <br><br>Lots of individuals in society today are <b>feeble-minded</b>. They don''t know what the <b>HELL</b> is going on. Unfortunately many of these people are responsible for running <b>THE</b> <b>COUNTRY</b>. They don''t know the difference between a <b>PRECIOUS JEWEL</b> and a piece of animal turd. Their ideas are <b>MEANINGLESS</b>, illustrated using <b>RUBBISH imagery</b> (often made by a computer). The stupid words they write are always in <b>BAD FONTS. </b><br>Yet still people <b>HEED</b> this nonsense. Maybe <b>YOU</b> are one of these people?<br> <b>It''s alright. </b>I am here to <b>HELP</b> you. I have a <b>FULLY-COMPOSED WORLD VIEW</b>. I have <b>STRONG</b> opinions about<b> EVERYTHING</b>. And my ideas are <b>HAND-ILLUSTRATED</b> and use <b>REAL HANDWRITING</b> that you can trust. I know exactly what''s going on and am <b>WILLING</b> to share my thoughts with you. If you <b>LISTEN</b> to what I say then things will quickly improve.<br><br> <b>No more weak messages. </b><b>No more bad situations. </b><i>Shall we proceed?</i></p>