The Catastrophic History of You and Me

<p><b>If I''d known right then that <i>this</i> was the kid who would grow up to break my heart beyond repair, maybe I would''ve stayed upstairs on the phone with Tess.</b><br><br>Maybe I would''ve gone to bed early. Maybe I would''ve begged my parents to take me with them - even though those doctor dinners are pretty much the boringest things ever.<br><br>But I didn''t know. Couldn''t know. So instead I shrugged and said something really genius like "Um, whatever." And proceeded to fall totally, madly, crazy in love.</p>