The Funniest Thing You Never Said The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Quotations

<p><b><i>The ultimate loo book: a laugh-out-loud collection of funny quotations from the classics to the contemporary. Looking for a stocking-filler gift or a Secret Santa present? LOOK NO FURTHER. This bestselling book has you covered...!</i></b><br><br><b>''Outstanding'' - <i>The Sunday Times</i></b><br><b>''Hysterical - what a good tonic'' -- ***** Reader review</b><br><b>''The funniest book I have read in ages'' -- ***** Reader review</b><br><b>''If you only ever get one quotations book - IT MUST BE THIS ONE!'' -- ***** Reader review</b><br><b>''Addictive - once you pick it up you can''t put it back down without trying to finish the chapter'' -- ***** Reader review</b><br><b>''Pure class'' -- ***** Reader review</b><br><b>****************************************************************************</b><br>Whether for the loo or bedside entertainment or as a work of reference or self-improvement, <b><i>The Funniest Thing You Never Said</i></b> is <b>the biggest and best humorous quotation book there is</b> - <b>a complete one-stop shop of witty one liners</b>.<br><br>Quotations are ordered not by A-Z, but by thematic categories: love; business; religion; celebrity; the animal kingdom, intellect; dating; hair - <b>you name it, every category is covered</b>.<br><br>The collection includes all the classics from <b>Oscar Wilde to Winston Churchill, Dorothy Parker to Groucho Marx</b> but also mines many new hidden gems from lesser lights and includes many contemporary quotes by everyone from <b>Jilly Cooper to Jonathan Ross</b>.<br><br><b>A standard companion for new collectors, and a fresh perspective for serious quotation addicts - this is the ultimate humourous quotation book and the perfect sure-fire-hit gift!</b></p>