The Unbelievable Biscuit Factory

<p><b>The biscuit factory in Haddie''s hometown is absolutely 100% NOT a Super-Secret Science Lab. Or a portal to another dimension. With orange fluffy monsters. OH NO. DEFINITELY NOT. Or ... is it? A laugh-out-loud biscuit-bonkers adventure for fans of <i>My Brother is a Superhero</i> and <i>Kid Normal</i>. </b><br><br><b>*Winner of the Northern Writers'' Award*</b><br><br>I live near a biscuit factory. <i>Sounds like a dream come true, right? </i><br><br>But it''s not all fun and jammie dodgers. You see, the biscuit factory is really a Super-Secret Science Lab. Everyone pretends it makes biscuits. It just makes life easier. <br><br>Until today. Because the biscuit factory tore a hole through dimensions, and now HUGE ORANGE MONSTERS are climbing through.<br><br>Oh, and if we don''t do something, the world is going to go KABLOOEY in the next thirty minutes. NOT ON MY WATCH. You coming? <br><br>''So funny you''ll snort custard creams out of your nose'' Mr J Dodger</p>