Vanessa Bares All

<p><b>The heartfelt, witty and inspiring first and only autobiography from one of Britain''s most beloved celebrities. </b><br><br><b>''Raw and revelatory'' <i>Sunday Times</i><br>''Showbiz memoir of the year'' <i>Daily Express</i><br>''A rip roaring and honest story that pulls absolutely no punches'' <i>Best<br>''</i>A treasure trove of gems which even Elton John would be jealous of.'' <i>Daily Mirror</i></b><br><br>You think you already know all there is to know about Vanessa? You don''t know the half of it.<br><br>Brace yourself for the<b> achingly funny, deeply moving untold story</b>: the behind-the-scenes lowdown on the parents who planned her wedding before she could walk, how she became the nation''s second-most-famous fat person, life as the British Oprah, feuding with Madonna and Miss Piggy aboard the <i>Big Breakfast</i> bed, an excruciatingly public divorce, gruesome gastric band surgery, a sixteen-year skirmish with an ageing boybander and finding herself shockingly single at sixty-one.<br><br>She''s spent thirty-five years in the public eye and now, for the first time, <b>Vanessa seizes her chance to set the record straight in this warm, witty, intensely human story</b>. She spares no one''s blushes, including her own. How could someone so clever make such cataclysmic mistakes?<br><br><b>Vanessa''s often wrong, but always relatable. She puts the ''Oh my goodness, I can never unread that paragraph!'' into celebrity autobiography.</b></p>