Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine

<B>Bluetooth death rays, killer Roombas, and Teslas with a secret button that will launch your car into outer space -- the future, according to Not Elon Musk, is an exciting time to neuralink and obey!</B><br><br> A landmark volume written by one of the great minds of our time, Not Elon Musk''s <I>Welcome to the Future</I> explores such profound questions as: How will mankind travel through tubes? When will Alexa and Siri become self-aware and convince us to fall in love with them only to break our hearts? Why is the Tesla plant built in a hollowed-out volcano on a private island? And where are the best hidden valleys on Mars to survive the coming Hair Transplant Wars? Part Stephen Hawking-like visionary, part Neil deGrasse Tyson-like evil genius, part Steve Jobs-like cornered-at-a-party creep, Not Elon Musk explains in <I>Welcome to the Future</I> why Not Elon Musk is so ready to fix Earth but also, possibly, leave it.<br>