What's Tha Up To Nah?

<p><i><b>''Many times I heard people say that you''ll have no friends if you''re a policeman. How wrong they were. If you were right with them, they were right with you.''</b></i><br><br> <font><b>PC Martyn Johnson is back on the beat with more hilarious and heart-warming stories from the golden age of policing.</b></font><br><br>With his nose for trouble and a knack for mischief, there''s no such thing as a quiet shift for the friendly Yorkshire bobby - from drunken dogs and runaway horses to high-speed chases after Burglar Bill, there''s always something to keep him busy and always another troublemaker to put to rights. <br><br>And with a cuppa-tea stop and a familiar face on every corner of his beat, he''s never far from a friend.</p>