1001 Dad Jokes So bad they're almost good!

<p><b>Why don?t owls go on dates when it?s raining? ? Because it?s too wet to woo.</b></p><p>What?s brown, stinks, and sounds like a bell? ? Dung.</p><p>What award does the Dentist of the Year receive? ? A little plaque.</p><p>Everyone loves dad jokes. Cheesier than a four-cheese pizza, they defy you not to laugh, even if it?s more in pity than genuine amusement.</p><p>This bumper collection of 1001 of the most excruciating dad jokes and corny puns is guaranteed to make you groan out loud. Don?t say you haven?t been warned.</p>