Actually I'm A Murderer

<p><b>'S</b><b>inister and hilarious. Great fun' </b><i>SUN</i></p><p><b>'[A] </b><b>smart, funny and deftly executed page turner' </b><i>GUARDIAN</i></p><p><b>'Extraordinarily fun and oh-so-gripping' </b><i>i PAPER</i></p><p><b>'Dark, witty . . . had me racing for the end' </b>JANICE HALLETT</p><p><b>'Funny, and so very, very clever . . . t</b><b>he most fun I've had reading a book in a long time </b><b>' </b>M. W. CRAVEN</p><p><b>'Wonderful' </b>IAN MOORE</p><p>______________</p><p><b>A hilarious and whip-smart crime novel by the multimillion-copy bestselling author of the <i>Horrible Histories. </i>The perfect mystery for fans of Anthony Horowitz, Richard Osman and </b><b>Janice Hallett.</b></p><p>Four strangers on a train. An unlikely introduction:<Br><Br><i>'Actually, I'm a murderer.'</i><Br><Br> It is 1973 and the lives of four people are thrown into turmoil when sharing a carriage with an unremarkable little man with glasses, on the night train back to Newcastle.<Br><Br> By the end of the following day, one of them will be dead, one will turn blackmailer and another forced to commit a crime. And all of them will be under the astute observation of Aline, the local police officer with her own agenda to fulfil.<Br><Br> When the body count begins to rise, the question is: just how many murderers are out there... and who will be the next victim?<Br>______________</p><p>'<b>Laugh-out-loud funny' </b><i>WOMAN & HOME</i></p><p><b>'A delightful joyride of a book'</b> SIMON BRETT</p><p><b>'A fun page-turner . . . </b><b>a gripping book and perfect for <i>Knives Out </i>fans' </b><i>PRESS ASSOCIATION</i></p><p><b>'Gripping, original and hard to put down' </b>KATE ELLIS</p><p>'<b>Witty, wonderfully paced and great fun' </b><i>MATURE TIMES</i></p><p><b>'Highly original and deeply engaging' </b>FRANCES BRODY</p><p><b>* PRE-ORDER THE NEXT BOOK IN THE SERIES, <i>ACTUALLY, I'M A CORPSE,</i> NOW *</b></p>