Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children

<p><b><i>''As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books'' - THE TIMES</i></b><br><br><br><b><i>''A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person'' -JOE LYCETT</i></b><br><br><br><b><i>''Daniel''s writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I''m bringing my children up'' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE</i></b><br><br><br><b><i>''Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!'' -TOM ALLEN</i></b><br><br>Author and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!<br><br>Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!<br><br>Other <i>magical </i>adventures include:<br>Rupert goes on holiday! But what <i>is </i>''duty free''? And why do poor people love it so much?<br>Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!<br>Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!<br><br><b>BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN </b>is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you''re wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.<br><br>***<br><br>Contains adult language</p>