Down on the Funny Farm with Cow and Friends

<b>Cow's favorite thing to do, besides eat, is tell jokes. Some are funny, some are gross, and some are just plain silly.</b><br><br> He lives on a farm with his barnyard friends, who love to interrupt him with their own jokes. Some of those are funny, too, Cow has to admit. (And some of them are <i>really</i> gross, even for Cow.)<br><br> At the end of each day, Cow, Horse, Goat, Duck, Big Mouse, Little Mouse, and even Squirrel are exhausted from laughter—and that's how they know they've had a good day.<br><br> In <i>Down on the Funny Farm with Cow and Friends</i>, this feisty group of barnyard friends are sharing their favorite jokes with you.<br><br> Q: What do you get when you cross an angry goat with a grumpy cow?<br> A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.<br><br> Q: What is as big as a goat but weighs nothing?<br> A: His shadow.<br><br> Q: Why did the pig lose the race?<br> A: He pulled a ham string.<br><br> Q: Why did the chicken join a band?<br> A: Because it already had the drumsticks<br><br> Take this collection of farm-inspired jokes to your next show-and-tell, sleepover, or birthday party and don't leave until your friends have all had a good laugh!