Dummy Av Matt Coyne

<p><b>**THE <i>SUNDAY TIMES</i> TOP 10 BESTSELLER, </b><b>APRIL 2017</b><b>**</b><br><b><br>''The night before Charlie was born I had this dream. I dreamt that I was a soldier, riding into battle ... completely naked, and on the back of a large, inflatable duck.''</b><br><br>Matt Coyne has become a hero for thousands of parents everywhere who are devoted followers of his popular blog, <i>Man vs Baby</i>.<br><br>This is his book, and it is not your average parenting tome. It''s packed with completely impractical advice for the bewildered new mum or dad - stuff you won''t find anywhere else: from ''Profanity Bingo'' for labour to a categorisation of various nappy disasters. But, more than that, it is the story of how becoming a parent is a kind of beautiful insanity - a thing that changes you.<br><br>Above all, <i>Dummy </i>will keep you laughing through the exhaustion, the mystery and the madness of bringing up your own children. <br><br><b>This is <i>the </i>parenting book for real peo