Fairytales for Privileged Children

<B>From “Little Red Prada Hood” to “The Golden Fabergé Egg”, award-winning British comedian Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales for privileged adults.</B><BR/><BR/><I>Once upon a time, in a land far away (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children ...</I><BR/><BR/> In his second book, Daniel Foxx looks to beloved, classic fairytales for inspiration and finds wonderful stories of even more privileged children. <BR/><BR/> Meet: Rapunzel, whose stay in a boutique tower-concept hotel is just the ticket; aspiring gourmand Jack, who sensibly exchanges his cow for a handful of 100% organic legumes; the two ugly stepsisters, Porchetta and Frankette, whose deep-plane facelifts yield excellent results; and The Three Little Pigs, whose property portfolio is—quite frankly—booming.<BR/><BR/> Wicked, funny, and razor-sharp, Daniel Foxx's wonderful stories of pomp and privilege make the perfect gift for your most extravagant friend, or a cozy, relatable read for yourself.<BR/><BR/><U>PRAISE FOR <I>BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED STORIES</I></U><BR/><BR/> “As if <I>Succession </I>was turned into a series of Ladybird books.” <B>—<I>The Times</I> (UK)</B><BR/><BR/> “A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person.” <B>—Joe Lycett, comedian</B><BR/><BR/> “Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up.” <B>—Josh Widdicombe, comedian</B><BR/><BR/> “Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!” <B>—Tom Allen, comedian</B>