Futurama Presents: Bender’s Guide to Life

<b>A hilarious how-to guide on being human by everyone’s favorite Bending Unit, Bender B. Rodriguez.</b><br><br>HEY MEATBAG! Are you a human or do you just want to be one? Do you think you’re good at being human? Well, you’re WRONG, pal! Get right with the info in <i>Bender’s Guide to Life: By me, Bender!</i>, and you too can be <i>almost</i> human! Here’s all the nitty-gritty detail on how to eat, drink, and be merry, in home life, work life, or any other kind of life that you might have.<br><br>From office pranks to how NOT to “Kill all humans!,” <i>Bender’s Guide to Life</i> features original art and questionable advice for the ages from all your <i>Futurama</i> favorites including Fry, Leela, Amy, and yes, Bender himself. And even some from no one’s favorite, Dr. John Zoidberg.<br><br>“A truly delightful book loaded with useful information.” —Me, Bender<br><br>“So smart, so helpful, essential reading for all humans.” —Also me, Bender<br><br>“Best book I’ve ever read. You’re a dummy if you disagree.” —Bender B. Rodriguez, Robot<br><br>“He’ll steal your heart . . . and your wallet.” —Professor Farnsworth or somebody