Going On The Turn Av Danny Baker

<P>In this book my father dies. I almost die.*** My showbiz career winds down. And yet everyone keeps telling me it''s the funniest book I''ve ever written. If I''d known that''s what the public wanted, I''d have cancelled <I>Pets Win Prizes</I> and just got sick sooner. <br><br>Along the way this time we encounter, among others, David Bowie, Kanye West (I think), John Cleese, Peter O''Toole, and have several adventures in the Fourth Dimension. Oh, and I can reveal the <I>Man With The Foulest Mouth In All Show Business</I>. Plus assorted high-kicking hoopla and a whole lot of rather stark stuff about what it''s like to be told you could be <I>On The Way Out</I>. <br><br>*** (SPOILER ALERT: I don''t actually die.)</P>