Help Lord I Married A Golfer

<FONT><FONT><FONT><P>The Code</P><DIR><DIR><P>1. Never, never, ever tell him to, "Take his clubs and shove them" (at least not where he can hear you).</P><P></P><P>2. Hit not thy husband with an iron!</P><P></P><P>3. No aiding and abetting golf equipment (this includes backing over it with the car).</P><P></P><P>4. Sell not thou husband's golf clubs in a garage sale.</P><P></P><P>5. Thou shall not put his golf tees in the fire place.</P><P></P><P>6. Thou shall not become a heckler.</P><P></P><P>7. The score card is the little black book you don't throw away.</P><P></P><P>8. Golf carts are driven over bridges, not into them.</P><P></P><P>9. Trophies are not paperweights.</P><P></P><P>10. You do NOT get a parking privilege for his handicap.</P></DIR></DIR><P></P></FONT></FONT></FONT>