How to Age Disgracefully

<p>'<b>Uplifting, heartwarming and joyful. Restored my faith in humankind</b>' - Ruth Jones<br><br><b>When age makes you invisible, secrets are easier to hide</b><br><br>Daphne knows that age is just a number. She also knows that society no longer pays her any attention – something she’s happy to exploit to help her hide a somewhat chequered past.<br><br>But finding herself alone on her 70^th birthday, with only her plants to talk to and neighbours to stalk online, she decides she needs some friends. Joining a Senior Citizen's Social Club she’s horrified at the expectation she’ll spend her time enduring gentle crafting activities. Thankfully, the other members – including a failed actor addicted to shoplifting and a prolific yarn-bomber – agree.<br><br>After a tragic accident, the local council threaten to close the club – but they have underestimated the wrong group of pensioners...and with the help of a teenage dad and a geriatric, orphaned dog, the incongruous gang set out to prove it.<br><br><b>As long as their pasts don't catch up with them first…</b></p>