How to Dad

<p><b>When in doubt, call Dad. </b><br><br>Featuring flowcharts, illustrations and graphics, this guide will help you master every aspect of being a Dad and make time for what really matters… after all that thermostat isn’t going to obsess over itself.<br><br>With simple steps to help you construct the perfect dad joke, a scientific formula to determine which dance moves will embarrass your children the most and a chart to establish the perfect (read: useless) fact for any occasion, this is the ultimate guide to being a dad.<br><br>Learn how to:</p><ul><li>Figure out the perfect hobby for you: is it golf, fishing, or growing vegetables?</li><li>Collect thousands of old cables and out-of-date DIY magazines.</li><li>Spend more time in the shed than in your own house.</li><li>Master the mindful art of packing luggage into any car boot.</li><li>Perfectly pair your socks and sandals.</li><li>And more!</li></ul>