How to Test Negative for Stupid

<p><strong>#1 <em>NEW YORK TIMES</em> BESTSELLER</strong></p><p><strong>One of the most distinctive and funny politicians, Senator John Kennedy (the one from Louisiana)hailed by <em>Politico</em> as Americas most quotable Senatoroffers his perceptive (and hilarious) takes on the ridiculousness of political life in this scathingly witty takedown of Washington and its elite denizens.</strong></p><p><em>How to Test Negative for Stupid</em> offers the Senators tongue-in-cheek guidebook through Washington, punctuated by his thoughts on various issues and humorous stories about life from Louisiana politics and inside the Senate.</p><p>From the mindand mouthof "America's Most Quotable Senator":</p><ul><li>Always be yourself . . . unless you suck.</li><li>I say this gently: This is why the aliens wont talk to us.</li><li>If you trust government, you obviously failed history class.</li><li>I believe that our country was founded by geniuses, but its being run by idiots.</li><li>Always follow your heart . . . but take your brain with you.</li><li>Im not going to Bubble Wrap it: The water in Washington, D.C., wont clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.</li><li>I have the right to remain silent but not the ability.</li><li>Common sense is illegal in Washington, D.C., I know. Ive seen it firsthand.</li><li>I believe that we are going to have to get some new conspiracy theories. All the old ones turned out to be true.</li></ul>