How to Test Negative for Stupid

<p><strong>#1 <em>NEW YORK TIMES</em> BESTSELLER</strong></p><p><strong>One of the most distinctive and funny politicians, Senator John Kennedy (the one from Louisiana)—hailed by <em>Politico</em> as “America’s most quotable Senator”—offers his perceptive (and hilarious) takes on the ridiculousness of political life in this scathingly witty takedown of Washington and its elite denizens.</strong></p><p><em>How to Test Negative for Stupid</em> offers the Senator’s tongue-in-cheek guidebook through Washington, punctuated by his thoughts on various issues and humorous stories about life from Louisiana politics and inside the Senate.</p><p>From the mind—and mouth—of "America's Most Quotable Senator":</p><ul><li>“Always be yourself . . . unless you suck.”</li><li>“I say this gently: This is why the aliens won’t talk to us.”</li><li>“If you trust government, you obviously failed history class.”</li><li>“I believe that our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots.”</li><li>“Always follow your heart . . . but take your brain with you.”</li><li>“I’m not going to Bubble Wrap it: The water in Washington, D.C., won’t clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.”</li><li>“I have the right to remain silent but not the ability.”</li><li>“Common sense is illegal in Washington, D.C., I know. I’ve seen it firsthand.”</li><li>“I believe that we are going to have to get some new conspiracy theories. All the old ones turned out to be true.”</li></ul>