I Am Not a Vampire Anymore

<b>Being a teenager bites—literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Sink your teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut from an award-winning author.</b><br><br><b>Her past is back for blood.</b><br><br>My goals for senior year were simple:<br><ul><li>Find a prom dress I don’t hate</li><li>Spend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even <i>more </i>amazing best friend Sarita)</li><li>Maybe try not to flunk history class</li></ul><br>My plans did <u>NOT</u> include:<br><ul><li>Babysitting a newborn vampire—who also happens to be Max’s annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra</li><li>Fighting off my ex-boyfriend—who did I mention is immortal?</li><li>And generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem</li></ul><br>Turning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, <i>nothing </i>has been normal. What’s worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks.<br><br>Award-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.