I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend

<p><b>''The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs'' - </b><b>Jameela Jamil on <i>The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King</i></b><br><br><b>Get ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch <i>basically </i>has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge in <i>I Can''t Believe I Don''t Have a Boyfriend </i>. . . keeping him.</b><br><br>Here''s the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realize that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted. In a thrilling twist of fate I found out that they both fancy me! Although they haven’t told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn’t make it up! And I really promise I haven’t.<br>So, to surmise, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year:<br></p><ol><li>Am I in a relationship with Sam?</li><li>Have Sam and Peter had a conversation about me?</li><li>Is it possible to wear too much moisturiser?</li></ol><p><br><b>Readers loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors!</b><br><br>''Absolutely love this book'' - 5 star review<br>''Harry is a genius. I want to be in Patch''s mind all day, every day.'' - 5 star review<br>''Extremely funny YA'' - 5 star review<br>''Funny and sweet and so real. I cannot recommend this book enough! If you want to swoon and laugh, read it!'' - 5 star review</p>