Jingo Av Terry Pratchett

<p><b>''Generous, amusing and the ideal boarding point for those who have never visited Discworld'' </b><i>Sunday Telegraph</i><br><br><b>The Discworld is very much like our own - if our own were to consist of a flat planet balanced on the back of four elephants which stand on the back of a giant turtle, that is . . . </b><br><i>_________________</i><br><br><i>''Neighbours... hah. People''d live for ages side by side, nodding at one another amicably on their way to work, and then some trivial thing would happen and someone would be having a garden fork removed from their ear.''</i><br><br>When the neighbours in question are the proud empires of <b>Klatch </b>and <b>Ankh-Morpork</b>, those are going to be some pretty large garden tools indeed. Of course, no-one would dream of starting a war without a perfectly good reason...such as a ''strategic'' piece of old rock in the middle of nowhere.<br><br>It is after all every citizen''s right to bear arms to defend their own. Even if it isn''t