Limericks for the Unwoke

<p>Limericks for the Unwoke – a cheeky little volume guaranteed to upset the wokerati, snowflakes and anyone of a sensitive disposition. Whether you’re offending friends or just giggling alone in the loo, this book is your perfect partner in rhyme crime.</p><p><br></p><p><em>There once was a cop from Crewe Junction</em></p><p><em>Who had sexually ceased to function.</em></p><p><em>For the rest of his life</em></p><p><em>He deceived his poor wife</em></p><p><em>With the dexterous use of his truncheon. </em></p><p><br></p><p>In just five ingeniously-rhymed linesa limerick can tell a complete story - with a beginning, middle and end – and brighten the dullest of days. The best of them are rude or lewd or politically incorrect. Or all three.</p><p><br></p><p><em>There was a young fellow named Hyde</em></p><p><em>Who fell down a toilet and died.</em></p><p><em>His unfortunate brother</em></p><p><em>Then fell down another</em></p><p><em>And now they're interred side by side. </em></p><p><br></p><p>Limericks for the Unwoke – filthy rhymes for naughty times .</p>