Making Money Av Terry Pratchett

<p><i>''Whoever said you can''t fool an honest man wasn''t one''</i><br><br>The Royal Bank is facing a crisis, and it''s time for a change of management. Who would not wish for that job?<br><br>It''s a job for life. But, as former con-man Moist von Lipwig is learning, the life is not necessarily for long.<br><br>The Chief Cashier is almost certainly a vampire. There''s something nameless in the cellar (and the cellar itself is pretty nameless), it turns out that the Royal Mint runs at a loss, and people actually want to know where the money''s gone. A 300 year old wizard is after his girlfriend, he''s about to be exposed as a fraud, but the Assassins Guild might get him first. In fact lot of people want him dead<br><br>Oh. And every day he has to take the Chairman for walkies.<br><br>Everywhere he looks he''s making enemies.<br><br>What he <i>should</i> be doing is . . . <b>Making Money!</b></p>