May I Have Your Attention Please?

<p><b><u>THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLING AUTOBIOGRAPHY</u></b><br><b><br>So... the story of my life. <br></b><br>I've often thought about this moment, about what it would be like to write my memoirs. I always thought it would make me feel important. It doesn't. If anything it makes me feel a little strange.<br><br>The truth is, I should never have been this famous guy. I wasn't the cool, clever, good-looking boy at school. But I always dreamt of it, hoped for it, longed for it: throughout school when I was disruptive, in my teens when I tried to form my own boy band and through hundreds of auditions for parts which were met with constant rejection. Until finally I co-wrote <i>Gavin and Stacey</i>. And my whole life changed...<br><br><b>This is that story. The story of how I found myself here, talking to you.</b></p>