Pooems

<p><b>Everyone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are poems that go there too! <br><br>A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award-winning <i>Oi Frog!</i></b><br><br><i>When gorillas are full of bananas</i><br><i>They don''t just go to the loo.</i><br><i>They swing from their nest,</i><br><i>They beat on their chest,</i><br><i>And they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!!<br><br></i>But what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when it''s sitting on your toilet?<br><br>Find out in this rollicking rhyming show-plopper of a picture book, packed full of potty-humour poems and revoltingly funny pictures from award-winning creators Kes Gray (<i>Oi Frog!</i>) and David Tazzyman (<i>You Can''t Take an Elephant on the Bus</i>). Perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to get children giggling!</p>