Pour Decisions

<p><strong>Turn your heartache into happy hour with 100 cocktails that capture the highs, lows, and total disasters of your dating history. No ugly crying required!</strong></p><p>Toast every romantic misstep, ex-induced cringe, and unapologetic bad decision in your dating life with 100 hilariously fun cocktails. Whether you’re crying over Red Flags or toasting to Death of a Relationship, this book has the perfect drink to match your mood. Finally blocked that toxic ex? Celebrate with Gaslighter’s Gin Fizz. And for those “why-did-I-ever-text-him-back” moments, put down that phone and relax with Ex on the Beach.</p><p>Inside you’ll find:</p><ul><li>The Love Bomb</li><li>The Cheater Rita</li><li>Petty Colada</li><li>Ghosted Gimlet</li><li>Cosmopoli-Toxic</li><li>Mai Tai Me Down</li><li>And more!</li></ul><p>Host an ex-themed cocktail party, commiserate with your fellow romantically-challenged friends, or cozy up for a solo night of laughing over your relationship regrets—one delicious drink at a time. Your exes may not have been worth it, but these cocktails definitely are. Cheers to lessons learned, moving on, and better times ahead!</p>