Red Dwarf: Titan

<p><b><h1>The Instant <i>Sunday Times</i> Bestseller!</h1></b></p><p><b>Before the beginning...</b></p><p>The mining ship Red Dwarf is in orbit around Saturnian moon Titan, and the bulk of the crew is heading down for their shore leave plans: A strangely reluctant hen party; a relaxing cheaty golfing break; a terminally-boring cultural Odessey; a marathon drinking and fighting binge; a stomach-challenging culinary beanfeast and an invigoratingly violent tour of Shore Patrol . . . </p><p>Menial chicken soup machine repairmen Dave Lister and Arnold Rimmer have slightly less noble ambitions.<Br>Rimmer is in search of some illicit exam-cheating tech, to land a much-lusted-for promotion, and Lister plans to acquire a cat to smuggle back on board as part of a nefarious scheme to return to Earth. Mainly they just want to get as far away from each other as possible. However, their objectives are scuppered when they receive a cryptic message . . . from the future.</p><p>The two feuding crewmen are catapulted into a breakneck race to save not only this, but every other Reality.<Br>Along the way, they'll find themselves united again, for the first time, with some new, but somehow old friends, as they embark on a labyrinthian quest through the seediest, most dangerous underbelly of humankind's furthest outpost, where lurk bizarre off-worldly dangers and one mysterious hidden nemesis with an obscure, yet clearly lethal agenda.</p><p><b>So strap yourself into your Holly Hop Drive, and set your bazookoids to "thrill" - the Dwarfers are taking on TITAN.</b></p><p><i>'Don't tell my mother I died with my arm up a gorilla's bottom.'</i><Br> <i>'But sir - it will be on the death certificate.</i>'</p>