Roommate Arrangement

<p><strong>Payne:</strong></p><p><em>In search of: room to rent.</em></p><p><em>Must ignore the patheticness of a forty-year-old roommate.</em></p><p><em>Preferably dirt cheap as funds are tight (nonexistent).</em></p><p>There's nothing sadder than moving back to my hometown newly divorced, homeless, and lost for what my next move is.</p><p>When my little brother's best friend offers me a place to stay in exchange for menial duties, I swallow my pride and jump at the offer.</p><p>I need this.</p><p>I also need Beau to wear a shirt. And ditch the gray sweatpants. And not leave his door ajar when he's in compromising positions ...</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Beau:</strong></p><p><em>In search of: roommate.</em></p><p><em>Must be non smoker and non douchebag. </em></p><p><em>Room payment to be made in meal planning, repairs, and dumb jokes.</em></p><p>Since my career took off, I barely have time to breathe, let alone keep my life in order. I'm naturally chaotic, make terrible decisions, and scare off potential dates with my "weirdness".</p><p>So when Payne gets back into town and needs somewhere to stay, I offer him my spare room with one condition: while he's staying with me, I need him to help me become date-able.</p><p>And while he does that, I can focus on my other plan: ignoring that Payne is the only man I've ever wanted to date.</p>