Seven Year Itch

<em><strong>Alone and Looking to Bone! Loudmouthed Mountain Man Seeks Fiery Woman to Grow Old With.</strong></em><br><br><strong>I might look like a tall, tattooed, bearded neanderthal...but like an onion, I have layers. Swipe right if you like a proud cat daddy who catches feelings after direct eye contact.</strong><br><br>All I wanted was a casual plus-one to my brother''s destination wedding, but those idiots on my family tree hacked my dating profile and sabotaged my quest for the perfect weekend fling. Now I''m stuck on a tropical vacation with only my hand to keep me company.<br><br>Until I?m forced to share a room with the bane of my existence: <em>my sister-in-law?s best friend.</em><br><br>Dakota has hated me for the past seven years. I wasn?t losing much sleep over her screaming rants because she was some other guy?s problem. <em>Or she was, until she got divorced.</em><br><br>Being stuck in paradise with a woman who loathes your very existence doesn''t sound hot, but after an unexpected moment in our shared palapa, she starts screaming at me in a different way.<br><br>What happens in paradise stays in paradise. That is, until Dakota shows up on my mountain with a proposition: be her wingman to help her regain her pre-divorce confidence.<br><br>Suddenly, Dakota?s not just person I love to fight with. <em>She?s the woman I want everything with. </em><br><br><strong>Perfect for fans of:</strong><br><ul> <li><strong>Enemies to Lovers</strong></li> <li><strong>Small Town Romance / Vacation Romances</strong></li> <li><strong>Quirky Animals</strong></li> <li><strong>Meddling family</strong></li> <li><strong>Meghan Quinn and Tessa Bailey</strong></li></ul><br>