The Book Of Shenanigans Av David J Walkden

Geoff is having a biblically bad day. For a start, his car gets written off and he loses his job at a call centre in Manchester. Then the Devil tells him he''s the Anti-Christ and unless he delivers the apocalypse, he''ll be tortured for eternity at a call centre in Hell. With the help of the Devil, his best friend, Rob, who turns out to be an infamous duke of Hell, and Mr Sox, a Hell hound trapped in a cat''s body, they are chased by the forces of good and that''s when all the fun starts...<br>The Book of Shenanigans is the word of God that is full of:<br>MORE Nuns with Guns MORE Talking Animals<br>MORE Decapitations MORE Cute Musical Satanists<br>MORE Cordless Drills MORE Evil Nazis<br>MORE Tea Drinking MORE Scary Stuff<br>IMPORTANT READING GUIDANCE<br>The following groups are strictly prohibited from reading The Book of Shenanigans:<br>British Royal Family Cancel Culture Cartel Members<br>Catholic Church Cats Folk Bands<br>Mexicans Norwegian Blue Nose Rabbits Nuns<br>Penguins Satani