The Con-A-Sutra Av Balls Xxxavier

<b>For everyone who''s a geek in the streets, a freak in the (<i>Star Wars</i>) sheets—or wants to be—comes a guide for nerds, by nerds.</b><br><br>Today''s nerds are loud, proud . . . and thirsty. They''ve stepped away from their action figure collections and toward the infinitely diverse collection of like-minded folk who are as turned on by cosplay as they are by foreplay.  <br><br>But as knowledgeable as they are, nerds aren''t always experts when it comes to the <i>logistics</i> of sex. Enter <i>The Con-a-Sutra: A Guide to Full Frontal Nerdity</i>. This book is much more than <i>The Idiot''s Guide to Mensa Sex</i> and light years ahead of a collection of IKEA "put tab Blaarf into slot Numdoggal" instruction sheets. <br><br>Accompanied by classic comic book inspired art, noted fictional sexpert Professor Balls Xxxavier literally and figuratively illustrates the modern nerd''s wildest fantasies through a series of hilarious (if occasionally unachievable) sexual posi