The Little Book of Farts

<p><b>If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away!</b><br><br>This amusing and informative little book is set to entertain farters far and wide. Featuring all things flatulence, it''s the perfect gift for toilet-humoured-trouser-coughers!<br><br>Human beings are made unique by a selection of special and beautiful things: our fingerprints, our irises, our voices... and our farts.<br><br>Covering the many different types of farts, farty facts (did you know, a person farts around 15 times a day?), farting etiquette, top-trumping tips and bottom-burp analysis, this book is sure to make you laugh out loud and let one rip.<br><br>Get a whiff of what this book''s got going on inside:<br><br>· Historical farts, such as <i>The Tomb of Toot-ankhamun</i><br>· Musical farts, such as<i> Trumpet Chorus</i><br>· Travel farts, such as <i>Turdulance</i><br>· Animal Farts, such as <i>The Whale Song</i><br>· Mini Farts, such as <i>Pocket Parp</i><br><br>And more!<br><br>After reading this pocket-(parp)-sized book, you''ll realize you didn''t know the first thing about flatulence!</p>