The Makings of Emily Jensen Tales of Birth, Death and the Weird Stuff InBetween

<p><em>The Makings of Emily Jensen</em> is a collection of short stories and novellas by BAFTA-nominated comedy writer Paul A. Mendelson.</p><p>The title story is a romantic comedy about a single woman in her late thirties who sets out to have a baby without any strings or attachments, but soon discovers that fathers need babies too.</p><p><em>Better Late</em> is an unusual ghost story where a middle-aged man meets the father he never knew: a 21-year-old biker who died before his son was even born.</p><p><em>Penalty! </em>is a memory tale; a man in his seventies happily recalls how he and his three school pals exacted poetic revenge on the Car-Washing Maniac of Number 43.</p><p>The longest novella, <em>SKI-ing</em>, is all about murder. It’s what two adult siblings decide to do when their rich but seriously awful parents suddenly announce that they are going SKI-ing (Spending Kids’ Inheritance). But parenticide isn’t easy, so they swiftly need ‘professional’ help.</p>