The Three Wives of Charlie Mellon

<p>Charlie Mellon is a self-made man who doesn’t always have the plans the right way up. What he does have is a heart of gold, a wife he loves, and one thousand left-foot Adidas trainers.</p><p>However, "life has flicked a small stone of causation sliding down the hill of fate" for Charlie, and very soon, his house—and even his wife—could be swept away.</p><p>To prevent this, all he needs to do is find 1,000 right-foot Adidas trainers, be in two places at once, and dodge the murderous intent of a builder who completely misunderstands Charlie’s complicated relationship with the man’s wife.</p><p>That can’t be too difficult, can it?</p><p><em>The Three Wives of Charlie Mellon</em> is the story of one man’s determined—and sometimes hilarious—attempt to keep his life from falling apart.</p>