Wankernomics

<I><B>T</B></I><B><I>HE HILARIOUS, MUST-HAVE HANDBOOK FOR ANYONE WHO HAS HAD TO ENDURE THE BULLSH*T OF THE MODERN WORKING WORLD.</I></B><BR/><BR/> Are you a total failure at work? Do you struggle with simple tasks like using the phrase "moving forward" in every email? Have you never used the word "synergies" in a LinkedIn post? You need <I>W*nkernomics</I>.<BR/><BR/> Picture the scene. You're sitting in a meeting at work. Your colleagues are deep in serious discussion. Terry says he wants an end-to-end, digital-first solution by COB Friday. Fiona says she'll have to take that offline and circle back later. And then quite suddenly, you catch yourself thinking, 'hang on... what the f*ck are they talking about?' Like, seriously, what do those words even mean?<BR/><BR/><I>W*nkernomics</I> is for anyone who has ever been told to reach out, touch base, drill down, or optimise their ducks on the same songsheet. Learn how to:<BR/><BR/> * Navigate endless meetings<BR/> * Master passive aggressive emails<BR/> * Outmanoeuvre your colleagues with nothing more than an obnoxious LinkedIn profile, a pack of Post-it Notes and the phrase 'circle back'.<BR/><BR/><B><I>W*nkernomics</I> will help you navigate workplace hell like a boss.</B>