Dungeon Crawler Carl

<p><b>One man. One cat. One alien invasion. Infinite chaos.</b></p><p><br><b>Dive into the first explosive Dungeon Crawler Carl adventure - a wild mix of sci-fi, fantasy, and twisted survival comedy.</b><br><br><b> If there s a better LitRPG than<i> Dungeon Crawler Carl,</i> I haven t read it </b> Shirtaloon, author of <i>He Who Fights Monsters</i><br><br>--<br><b>You know what s worse than breaking up with your girlfriend? Being stuck with her prize-winning show cat.</b><br><br>And you know what s worse than that? An alien invasion, the destruction of all man-made structures on Earth, and the systematic exploitation of all the survivors for a sadistic, intergalactic game show.<br>That s what.<br><br>And now Coast Guard veteran Carl and his ex-girlfriend s cat, Princess Donut, must try to survive the end of the world or just get to the next level in a video game-like, trap-filled, fantasy dungeon.<br><br>A dungeon that s actually the set of a reality TV show with countless viewers across the galaxy. So not only do they have to stay alive, but they also need to earn ratings based on their performance.<br><br>Exploding goblins. Magical potions. Deadly, drug-dealing llamas. This ain t your ordinary game show.<br><br><b><i>Keeping viewers entertained is essential. Survival, however, is not. </i></b><br><br><b>--- PRAISE ---</b><br><br><b> Fresh. Creative. Hilarious. I m obsessed Princess Donut is my queen </b> Actor, producer and New York Times bestselling author Felicia Day<br><br><b> I don t always say nice things about a book just because the writer has compromising pictures of me engaging in some very complicated international crimes, but when I do, I say them about Matt Dinniman s Dungeon Crawler Carl! Also, this series has no goddamn business burying so much depth and emotion and complexity under its bawdy, gory surface, but it does so anyway. What a wild-ass and unexpected delight </b> New York Times bestselling author Scott Lynch<br><br><b> [A] comically cosmic adventure series often laugh-out-loud funny Grind your way to dungeon mastery alongside Carl and Princess Donut </b> The Wall Street Journal<br><br><b> This is the book for anyone who ever wondered what it would be like to be a role player in a game with the best game master ever. Also for anyone who wants to read a good book. Or maybe anyone who has been outside at night?in their underwear?looking for their cat and wondering What s the worst thing that could happen? Once you start, you won t put it down </b>Patricia Briggs, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the <i>Mercy Thompson </i>series<br><br><b> One of the most bananapants, funny, inventive books I have read in a while </b> Book Riot<br><br><b> Dungeon Crawler Carl is just one big smile all the way through. Put on your best pair of boxer shorts and sit back for a truly fun and enjoyable read </b> New York Times bestselling author Kevin J. Anderson<br><br><b>'Dungeon Crawler Carl is a dangerously addicting tale of chaos and mayhem. I m thoroughly hooked!</b> - #1 <i>New York Times</i> bestselling author Callie Hart <br></p>