Tough Titties

<B>NATIONAL BESTSELLER<BR/><BR/> From award-winning TV writer Laura Belgray, a hilarious collection of full-body-cringe, watch-through-your-fingers life lessons her own husband calls “loser <I>Sex and the City</I>.”</B><BR/><BR/> What does it take to grow up cool and popular, master adulthood, fast track your success, and always be your best? Laura Belgray wouldn’t know.<BR/><BR/> Her wildly relatable coming-of-age stories include hate-following her 6th grade bully on social media decades later; moving home post-college to measure her self-worth in hookups with Upper West Side bartenders; dating a sociopathic man-baby; proving herself in the early ‘90s at New York’s coolest magazine (as the world’s worst intern); falling for get-rich-quick schemes on the Internet; and, most of all, saying “tough titties” to the supposed-to’s in life: driving a car, being on time, handing in your paperwork, learning to roast a chicken, and having kids. <BR/><BR/> Peppered with cutting insights on our confusing, self-helpy culture that calls hair removal “self care” and tells us to give our 110% but also to give zero f*cks, <I>Tough Titties</I> will leave you feeling better about, well, everything. Let’s face it: we’re all tired of shame-spiraling after being told what to do when we <I>know</I> we’re not going to do any of it.<BR/><BR/><I>Tough Titties</I> is one big permission slip to be a dork, a sometimes-unspiritual slacker, a late bloomer and, ultimately, 100% yourself. It’ll also have you snort-laughing in public and tapping whoever’s nearby to say, “Lemme read you one more part!” Which is annoying, but tough titties.<BR/><BR/><I>“Nobody makes me laugh like Laura Belgray. She’s got a one-of-a kind knack for taking the shame out of life’s most humiliating moments. </I>Tough Titties<I> is a hilarious, must-read permission slip to be 100% you.</I>” <B>--Marie Forleo, #1 <I>New York Times</I> bestselling author of <I>Everything is Figureoutable</I></B>