Unmentionable Av Therese Oneill

<p><b>Have you ever wished you could live in an earlier, more romantic era?</b> <br><br>Ladies, welcome to the 19th century, where there''s arsenic in your face cream, a pot of cold pee sits under your bed, and all of your underwear is crotchless. (Why? Shush, dear. A lady doesn''t question.) <br><br>UNMENTIONABLE is your hilarious, illustrated, scandalously honest (yet never crass) guide to the secrets of Victorian womanhood, giving you detailed advice on: <br><br>~ What to wear <br>~ Where to relieve yourself <br>~ How to conceal your loathsome addiction to menstruating <br>~ What to expect on your wedding night <br>~ How to be the perfect Victorian wife <br>~ Why masturbating will kill you <br>~ And more<br><br>Irresistibly charming, laugh-out-loud funny, and featuring nearly 200 images from Victorian publications, UNMENTIONABLE will inspire a whole new level of respect for Elizabeth Bennett, Scarlet O''Hara, Jane Eyre, and all of our great, great grandmothers. <br><br>(And it just might leave you feeling ecstaticallygrateful to live in an age of pants, super absorbency tampons, epidurals, anti-depressants, and not-dying-of-the-syphilis-your-husband-brought-home.)</p>